I can always tell which if my coworkers are really sick and those that are just trying to get sympathy and to go home early. The fakers make it a point that everyone knows they are just feeling dreadful. The real sick ones put on makeup or wash their face and get back to work.

Integrity. The lost virtue.


3 Responses

  1. On behalf of snivelling baby-men everywhere, I moan like a…big moaning thing when I get even the slightest sniffle. I am a titanic pussy. Do not mistake my pathetic whines for fakery; I truly am that much of a wuss.


  2. Truly Bing, an Important distinction to make.

  3. I am never sick. I am the next step in the evolutionary process. Be jealous.

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